Author: Vitaly Pichugin Source: http://www.nlplife.ru/ How did we live without Feng Shui? There was torment, not life. All the furniture was in the wrong place, the mirrors were hanging in the wrong places, and there was no sex on the beds, which were not arranged according to Feng Shui. That's why all the women had headaches. Well, now you can arrange your brain according to “Feng Shui” - and there will be no illnesses, money is simply pouring into the house, everyone glows with happiness from love. It turns out that you can become happy by rearranging the furniture in your apartment. Didn’t you know? That’s right. I will tell you how to catch good luck with the help of “Feng Shui” and not go crazy. Wise Chinese women, in order to force their men to move furniture in the apartment, they came up with “Feng Shui”. If something appears, then someone definitely needs it. Well, how else can you get the men to start arranging the premises? If you say: “Rearrange the closet,” you may receive an answer: “Why?” - "What do you mean why? It is not according to Feng Shui. - “Then it’s clear, let’s go move.” Men are very frightened by the phrase “the price is not according to Feng Shui,” so they obediently move the furniture. There is no need to ask unnecessary questions here. It’s not difficult for him, but it’s pleasant for her. Everyone is happy. Rule one. If “feng shui” has penetrated a woman’s brain, rejoice. This is a harmless pathology. The apartment will be clean, but the furniture will have to be moved. Please be understanding. Women suffer from men's diseases - football, hockey, cars, pistols, knives, all sorts of technical things. So you, if you love a woman, love her “feng shui”. There are also men hit by “feng shui”. It's more dangerous. If women's "feng shui", more often, fun and funny, does not go beyond the confines of their home, then men's feng shui spills out into public places. I live in a house with one fan of Feng Shui. The house is large, 12 floors, but the “feng shuist” decided that his madness extended to the entire house. He started with the elevator. I bought mirrors with my own money and hung them in the elevators. He began to paint over them, since they were not hung according to Feng Shui, and it was impossible to look in them. The women apparently scratched the paint with their nails so that they could somehow look in the mirror. But the fan of Feng Shui probably spent nights painting over and over again. They say that he was cured of “feng shui” madness by a “messenger of light energy” - a former airborne colonel, who caught the “feng shuiist” shitting paint in the elevator (distributing energy flows) and hit him on the head. Thus, the forces of light defeated obscurantism. From the point of view of the law, the colonel’s actions can be regarded as the suppression of petty hooliganism in a public place. Rule two: If someone goes crazy quietly and peacefully at home, then such mild insanity does not concern us. I accept “feng shui” with both soul and heart when individual citizens do this in their apartment. It's cute and harmless. If someone concerned about “feng shui” begins to shit in the elevator, then anyone has the right to stop such actions, no matter how cheerful the subjective reality of the “feng shuiist” motivates them. Fans of “feng shui” are often aggressive and spiteful , if their belief in the “energy flows of the surrounding landscape” is affected. Be calm and have a sense of humor. Feng Shui is a teaching according to which Chinese people become happy by rearranging things in their apartment. Why not? I am happy for everyone to whom Feng Shui brings happiness. Maybe we, like the Chinese, will begin to multiply exponentially and according to Feng Shui. Also good. Only kindly, without aggression. Their feng shui is peaceful, but ours is intrusive. One girl tried to rearrange the aquarium in my house. The fish did not know that they lived for many years and reproduced well, not according to Feng Shui. Barely saved. And the aquarium and the girl. The young lady had a lot of energy, but little strength. The aquarium is heavy, I almost broke myself and killed the fish. She swore for a long time and tried to make trouble, not at all according to Feng Shui. How can I not understand that the water in the aquarium symbolizes money, and there should be nine fish, it can only be placed in the hall, living room, kitchen. Rule three. Give thanks?